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Cockstar Games 

An insult for Rockstar Games and their horrible decisions.
Guy1: Dude did you hear that Rockstar uploaded another update?
Guy2:Yeah Cockstar Games really messed up this time.

cocksnorfler 

To enthusiastically embrace a cock, using lips and tongue indiscriminatly
Trish likes to cocksnorfler her e-boyfriends with her salami nipples hanging out.
cocksnorfler by Mr Internet August 27, 2007

cocksurfer 

A woman who makes a sport out of riding along the affections and cocks of multiple men. This could be in a single location (like a bar) or throughout a whole community in general.
As soon as she walked in the door she was cocksurfing around the whole bar.

It seems like as soon as they broke up she just became this whorish cocksurfer.

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cocksurfer by CaesarSPQR May 18, 2010

Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.
After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.

cocksnard 

Told to some who is being a Stupid Dick.
I can't believe you just did that to me. You are such a Cocksnard!
cocksnard by Corrosion King April 13, 2014
To repeatedly thrust into something with your penis/dildo, giving the impression that you are scrubbing it with your junk.
"I'll cockscrub your cunt until you're sore!"

"Your anus looks dirty. It needs a good cockscrubbing."
Cockscrub by DisasterGrind July 24, 2009