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i need a shower. i'm getting some serious cockrust.
cockrust by the dastardly one December 30, 2003
Cocrub is what you call a brain-less bafoon, who is also, idiotic, slow-witted and simple-minded. They are not the sharpest tool in the shed. Cocrubs are the ugliest animals on the earth with the biggest of bellies. Have horrible hygene.
YCB101 = Cocrub. or YCB101 is Cocrub.
cocrub by YaredStick25 nj February 15, 2021
A demon that, according to legend, visits straight men at night to give them fellatio. At then end of the fellatious encounter, the demon spits the victim's semen back at his face, and flies away like a fairy. The victims are usually left scarred for life, and thus become homosexuals. This is supposedly the legend of how homosexuality was started.
Dude, I swear a cockubus visited me last night. I suddenly have the urge to watch Oprah, and I'm craving Emo music. I also have a jones for some cock. Am I turning gay?
cockubus by Rabbi Judish January 28, 2007
N. The act of running whilst naked, cock in hand, from a woman's vagina to reach her face before you climax. The ultimate goal being the act of busting-on-face. Many elite slayers of women around the globe are familiar with this term and have even formed cockrunning clubs. Dual cockrunning races and events are also sanctioned by the Cockrunner's Association of America.

V. Cockrun, cockran.
N. "I gave her a cockrun to finish the evening and celebrated by enjoying a sandwich and leaving her in the closet."

V. "I cockran all night on Samantha, her face ended up looking like a soggy donut on an ozone alert day."

Used with exclamation: "Cockrun!" - Used to express joy, anger, or other emotions. Cockrunning takes many emotional forms.

Variations: Cocksprint, Cockjog.
(v) the act of inserting the penis into a mouth in order to provide the penis with a hot tub experience, romantically. Saliva volume contained within the mouth must remain at maximum capacity to ensure optimal hot tub characteristics of the mouth. Additionally, the owner of the mouth must not consume iced beverages a minimum of thirty-two minutes prior to commencement of romantic activities. Jets optional. Tongue massage feature mandatory.
"Jenny, I'm taking my pants off cuz we're going cocktubbing..."

and

"Sally, put your iced beverage down cuz daddy wants to cocktub."

and

"Your mouth is so warm and wet, it's like a goddamn cocktub!"
cocktub by Ranch God April 29, 2014
Man (usually gay) who is kept by another person for companionship, visual appreciation, amusement, and oftentimes, for sexual relations.
Considered the male eqivalent of a concubine.
Vrej has been playing cockubine to those two men for months now - they really treat him well.
cockubine by imissayou2 August 3, 2007