A Cockpiss is an irritating individual who is unaware of their status. Cockpiss's can most frequently be found in bars and pubs, usually standing at the end of the
bar making 'friendly banter' with the staff, and attempting to impress anyone who should come within eight
feet of them with made up knowledge. The Cockpiss (whichever
gender) has an insatiable appetite for attention. A Cockpiss will never back down when it comes to knowledge on any given subject, even if they know nothing about it. A Cockpiss has an uncanny ability to fabricate his or her own life experiences when it comes to scoring points from the subject of his/her focus. Cockpiss's have a tendancy to ridicule you about your 'lack of knowledge' on the subject of the situation, even if everyone else who
may be involved knows that you do
indeed know more. Cockpiss's are generally harmless, often friendly and possessing more bark than bite. But beware, a Cockpiss loves nothing more than to gossip about their
friends/peers/enemies/complete strangers. Never divulge personal information to a Cockpiss, as it won't stay personal for
long. A Cockpiss can display involuntary Troll tendancies, should they be indulged and taken seriously. The best defense against a Cockpiss is to
nod,
smile, and let them talk. They soon get
bored and move onto their next victim.
"Your friend is
talking shit again, he's never
even heard of that band!" "Yeah I know, don't take him too seriously, he's a Cockpiss." "A Cockpiss? Ah, I thought so, but you shoulda told me bro!
Haha!"
