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When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl. Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.
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A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's. She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.
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whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub "dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"
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A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier
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