Cockulation

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.

"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

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Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.

Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!

Cockulator by Sambiase September 6, 2016

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a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis

you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it

Cockulator by Johnny sons December 11, 2021

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Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.

"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"

cockulating by teehee23 November 2, 2011

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To strap or tape a calculator to your penis to conceal during school finals.

“Hey man, im suprised to got a good score. How?”

“My magical cockulator.”

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Dragoneer gives Scooter a massive dose of his Cockflation.

cockflation by Scooter M. September 5, 2008

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The Calculations of ones Penis

"What is your Cockulation"the girl asked the boy

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