by Trevi October 23, 2003
A slang term for someone who is an asshole. Guests checking into a hotel usually leave their brains at home and take out all frustrations on the poor desk clerk. These people are referred to as cockers.
That customer was such a cocker. He was a fucken cocker.
The way he talked to me was if he was having a cocker-fobia attach. I hope that the bouncer at the main door does not cocker-fy you because I have heard that he is a total cocker!!!
The way he talked to me was if he was having a cocker-fobia attach. I hope that the bouncer at the main door does not cocker-fy you because I have heard that he is a total cocker!!!
by John Gary November 13, 2006
Certain variations include the shirt cocker, the fanny pack cocker and the "gee, where'd my pants run off to this time" cocker. New species are being discovered each year.
by Point N Laugh September 19, 2009
A twisting, contorted, spasmodic behavior in response to music, inspired by Joe Cocker, and popularized by John Belushi. Rare in females.
by Tom McNamee June 22, 2006
A Cocker is someone who is being an asshole, a jerk, a douchebag, or basically a d**k. This can be used an insult towards someone, or you can use it to confuse someone who is insulting you. You can also use this to insult someone, but if they don't know the insult you can do it possibly in front of them, and they may have no idea what a cocker is.
"God, you're such a douchebag, man."
"Actually, I'm a Cocker."
"What? What's a Cocker?"
"Me. And you're the imbecile."
(In front of person, talking to a friend) "My god, he is such a Cocker."
(He thinks to himself) A cocker? Hmm...I wonder what it could mean...
"Actually, I'm a Cocker."
"What? What's a Cocker?"
"Me. And you're the imbecile."
(In front of person, talking to a friend) "My god, he is such a Cocker."
(He thinks to himself) A cocker? Hmm...I wonder what it could mean...
by Nepeta Zahhak June 27, 2015
by Shane Whitey May 31, 2012
A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".
Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."
by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006