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cockeyed 

out of balance, needs straightening.
That picture is cockeyed.
cockeyed by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

cockledew' 

She's such a slut , she'll fuck anything.(ANY COCK WILL DO.)
(1st. person in convo): Man when the bar was about to close, Jessica was all up on everyone's nuts, even up on the retarded guy there with his pops.

(2nd in convo):Hella bro, when Jessica drinks she has no self control, she's a straight cockledew'.
cockledew' by the anonymous conundrum December 27, 2007

Cockeyed Freak 

Cockeyed freak is a term usually used on a nigga that is cockeyed, and is stupid
Isreal: Is 2+2 5?
You: No! You cockeyed freak!!
Cockeyed Freak by Zombie234 July 18, 2019
The moment when someone gets distracted by a penis and stops what he or she is doing.
She was at a loss for words after he cockled her.
Cockled by Biebermon August 26, 2013

Cockeyed 

When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.
Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?
Cockeyed by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

cockered 

Messing someone up. Hitting someone or something very hard. To defeat someone or something.
Fuck man I just cockered the hell out of Norjons face!
cockered by The cocker February 28, 2014