cockballoon

A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.

"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"

cockballoon by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013

cockapalooza 

N: a Gang bang consisting of more than five men and at least two women one of which must be a little person or shorter than three feet tall.

" Did Jen put out man?"

"Yeah, but it was a cockapalooza.Mike, Jeff, Lary, Ted, and me with her and her little friend Tara"
"Hmm... was it good?"
"Oh hell yeah!"
(fist bump)

cockapalooza by Chupa7hingy August 18, 2010

cockblood 

Its what lands on your cock when you have sex with a woman during her period.

Jim: Oh it was an amazing orgasim Jane
withdraws cock out of pussy....
Jane: uh oh...
Jim: What?
Jane: Somebody's got a cockblood ;)
Jim: Oh yeah... I am gonna take a shower now..

cockblood by jimissobored July 29, 2014

Cockabaloo

a bully

millie was a cockabaloo today

Cockabaloo by --Lulu-- April 24, 2009

Cockballoon

The pocket of air that can form over the tip of your penis when you do not put on your condom correctly. A cockballoon can break easily and make wearing a condom pointless.

Sam: How’d she get pregnant?

Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!

Cockballoon by XRKelly June 24, 2018

Cockapalooza 

Large gathering of males only where the lack of females is defined by the male appendage.

Kevin: Who is going on the camping trip?

David: Eight men only

Kevin: That is a real fucking Cockapalooza!

Cockapalooza by Phatneill June 24, 2009

cockaloo 

Maybe someboby sexually interested in someone.

"Blake thinks I´m cockaloo over Deborah. (from An American dream by Norman Mailer. page 140

cockaloo by Mauscott April 15, 2017