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The fine art of capturing pictures or video from the crotch of your pants
person 1: "This angle is really great, you can really see the grooms excitement"

person 2: "i took it from my new iCockcam, everything looks better from my cock!"

or

This picture is pretty good....but i wonder how it would look from my COCK!
Cockcam by patzillas September 8, 2011
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cockapult 

A catapult fashioned from an erect penis. Often used for launching cashews into your mouth because it contours nicely. (A "craze" started by Dane Cook).
I was walking around my kitchen with a stubborn erection and I spotted a jar of cashews. Well I placed one on the tip of my dong and cockapulted it up into my mouth.
cockapult by Megalomaniac October 15, 2005

cockception 

When a straight identifying man watches so much sissy porn, that he slowly begins to grow a lust for cock. The specific moment of this inception is called cockception.
Josh didn't realize that watching 10000 hours of sissy porn would induce cockception.
cockception by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

cockraptor 

a girl who cannot control herself around cock and ends up attacking any cock in sight and taking it back to her room.
"Dude, i was just standing there and that girl started kissing me! she was a total cockraptor!"
cockraptor by theraptors March 31, 2010

Cocklaphobia 

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*
His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.
Cocklaphobia by HD6 April 30, 2012

Cocktapp 

Cocktail and an appetizer combined as one "dish."
The Cocktapp could be a Cucumber Mojito w slices of extra cucumber, and a side of ranch for dipping the cucumber. Dubbed "The Cucumber Cowboy."
Cocktapp by Dubshakes June 29, 2009

cocknapstickulation 

Unknowingly walking or dancing around with a cocktail napkin attached to the bottom of your shoe. Those who imbibe in cocknapstickulation are generally found in bars, nightclubs or staggering down the street.
After leaving the bar and posing for pictures, Lucretia realized she had some serious cocknapstickulation.