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The less attractive of the two. She'll ruin your approach, flow, and groove. She will stand in the way of you making your move. Insert your best friend to run interference for a couple of plays. Get some and then break up with the girl saying that you don't want to see her anymore because of her annoying friend. Problem becomes solution. John blocked the cockblocker so I could knock it with Cheryl. John ditched the cockblocked after eating all the candy bars that she had in her purse. I got laid and then broke up their friendship (for her own good) and now it's Saturday.
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Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself; 3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another 1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure" 2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first. 3. Alex cockblocks all the time |
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someone who prevents someone from getting sex.
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A person who interferes with anothers chance of geting laid. Spoon is the biggest cockblocker of them all.
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anonymous
Oct 5, 2003
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Someone who blocks you from gettin with a girl Emanuel cockblocked me at the mall today
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prevents pussy for others bill is a cock blocker
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an asshole dude that fucks up your chances of fuckin some bitch Jose cockblocked me so I pinched a loaf in his pillowcase.
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1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way. 1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.
2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker! |
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