cockbender

a very hard sexual position that usually requires some type of gymnastics skills

Yea I'd like to reverse piledrive her, but I haven't figured out the right moves yet - Yea dude, it's a real cockbender

cockbender by Jesus3 October 23, 2007

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A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.

Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.

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one who bends the erected cock

jesus, logans mom is a real cockbender. I cant walk straight and neither can my erection

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1. A man with a tight ass, usually working in an office environment. 2. An anal virgin. 3. One who bends cocks with his/her orifices or extremities.

Man, that Seth guy in sales is such a fucking cockbender.

cockbender by Virusite October 17, 2003

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One who painfully bends cock

That prostitute was a real cockbender

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Cockbender

Someone who has the ability to bend cocks with their mind

The whole world was almost stuck in the grasp of a cockbender

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Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

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