Cockamany

Crazy, disordered, surprising, stupid idea.

You want to take my sister out to the club! What kind of cockamany idea is that?

Cockamany by John Mady May 1, 2010

Cockmander 

A man who commands cocks with an iron fist.

Man that guy can control his cock like there's no tommorrow, he is one of the best cockmanders iv'e ever seen.

Cockmander by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004

Cockaganda 

When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.

Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!

Cockaganda by Coocootrain July 17, 2009

cockamanian 

A thin plasticized transfer or a decal from a thick piece of paper to the skin. Water was used to soften the decal. A word used in the 1930's and 1940's.
[cockamamie}

The cockamanian looks like a tattoo on your skin. Of course, it is only temporary.

cockamanian by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

Cockamania

Completely irrational, unfounded, baseless, chaotic, disorganized, catostraphic, and/or delusional idea, thought, or plan.

What you guys are suggesting is complete cockamania.

Cockamania by Buff Edwards May 10, 2018

cockamondoo 

cockamondoo is a word of unknown origin used to describe a person in a negative way many in the north eastern USA. It has been rumored that to use and understand this word you need to be a member of the fabled BDP (Big Dick Playas).

"yo sidney crosby of the Pittsburgh penguins is always being such a cockamondoo. But adam foote neva eva."

"you guys see that nigga what a cockamondoo always worrying about it."

cockamondoo by Mr. Wiki March 27, 2010

cockamund 

a person with such a huge penis it takes up their entire body, making them look like a giant one eyed monster

Oh god its an alien invasion!
Oh nevermind i forgot Jim was a cockamund.

cockamund by clayton bigsby March 26, 2005