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When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.
Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!
by Coocootrain July 17, 2009
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Appointed important information used in swaying the viewpoints people have on the topic of cock, or in street terms "penis".
Mallory said Tony's cock was 14 iches long with an 11 inch circumference but I heard from his ex-boyfriend Dave it was just cockaganda.
by Nick's Fix May 10, 2008
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