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1.
The gayest little girl to ever play hockey. One of the most pathetic playoff beards in the history of the game. Got his ass handed to him by chris osgood and the detroit red wings in the 2008 stanley cup finals. A product of the new NHL and is afraid of being hit. Often times crys on the ice after being hit/ being owned by the red wings. Likes men.
1. (n) Sidney Crosby tried to score but he tripped on his puddle of tears and fell to the ice.
2. (adj) Did you see that little 5 year old kid who was crying and shouting for his mommy, he is so sidney crosby.
by harry stopper June 16, 2008
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Is a faggot. Plain and simple. The dude loves cock.
I wasn't sure hockey would be popular on the west coast, but then San Fran found out about Sidney Crosby.
by cfish34 October 15, 2010
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A Penis Warmer - Especially when it comes to Gary Bettmans miniscule penis. Typically penis warming is done orally but on occasionally anally or by hand methods are used.
Wow, Tim is such a Sidney Crosby.
by Hemitheus November 07, 2010
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A crybaby bitch who somehow has managed to make a career out of playing hockey. Is known as whiner/crybaby, diver, pathetic fighter, bitch and is rumored to be a serious pork sword swallower.

People in Canana love shitbags like this.

He is one serious injury away from being a nobody.

Probably takes it in the backdoor by his defensemen.
Did you see that Penguins game last night? Ovechkin dropped his gloves at Sidney Crosby, and Crosby defecated in his pants and curled up in the fetal position crying for mama.

He got a game misconduct for embarassment, soiling his pants and for being a douchebag.
by I. Boneyermom September 26, 2010
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The pussiest hockey player in the NHL. Horrible at hockey and the Pittsburg Penguins suck ass also. Has no talent and is a weak faggot. Isn't the best hockey player in the NHL, Alexander Ovechkin is
Wow, did you see the refs all over Sidney Crosby? Probably because he is too pussy to stick up for himself
by Pittsburgblows March 28, 2009
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Canadian Ice Hockey Player born in Coal Harbor, Nova Scotia. Currently the most popular and well known active hockey player in the NHL. He was drafted 1st overall by the Pittsburgh Penguins in the 2005 entry draft, which was also referred to as the "Sidney Crosby sweepstakes". He has won all of the major NHL awards by the age of 22 (Art Ross, Lester B Pearson, Maurice Richard, Hart, and the Stanley Cup) He is still the youngest player to be named captain at 19 years 9 months and 24 days. He is also the youngest player to have captained a team to win the Stanley Cup. Over all I would say that he is pretty kick ass if you ask me. Look at the information, it speaks for itself
Sidney Crosby is the best hockey player in the NHL
by Crosbeeeeeee February 05, 2011
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a giant asshole on ice. doesn't want to get hit, the NHL commish gives him a never ending bj. no rule is broken when it comes to this little queer. want to fight him, sorry, he'll call one of his goons(a real player willing to throwdownthats all they do) like Cooke to fight you and he'll hide.
Hockey fight! Hockey fight! Prust is calling out Sidney Crosby! Where the hell did Matt Cooke come from?
by xtremlylucky December 27, 2010
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