Cockalorum

J: "Geoff is a Cockalorum"
P: "No, Rowling is a Cockalorum"

by SAPOL February 23, 2006

Person 1: Look at him! He's such a cockalorum!
Person 2: I know right!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Someone who shows irrational pride for themselves and unexplainable disgust towards others. Usually small in size, especially penis size.

Sped ninjas when they mom walk in on them beatin they pee pee and they start yodeling

by westiesdancin July 7, 2019

cockalorum

by Max September 8, 2003

cockalorum = nick

nick is a cockalorum

by cockalorum February 13, 2018

The act of peeing for five minutes due to the intake of many fluids

Cockalorumming isnt that bad when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you to hurry up

by papa posty November 23, 2022