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cockalope 

when Jackelope is being really cocky
Jackelope stop being a cockalope!
cockalope by Swarly Swarlos May 16, 2009

cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.
1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!
cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

Cockflopping

Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.
South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.
Cockflopping by chilleymac October 9, 2014

Cockflop 

(verb): To move or throw ones penis in a heavy, clumsy, or relaxed manner. (Usually considered vulgar)
That man wasnt paying attention and did a cockflop right into the pool.
Cockflop by ShackleferdR March 29, 2009

cockamole 

A sexual euphamism refering to either male ejaculate, or jizz, or the penis itself.
Would you like a side of cockamole with your pink taco?
cockamole by Bearclaw May 4, 2005

Cockalley 

Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.
"Paul stroked his bone in cockalley"

or

"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"

or

"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"
Cockalley by Chris Allen May 4, 2005