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cock nocked 

When you acidently puch your dick

Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"
Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"
cock nocked by MR 3NIPZZ December 15, 2014

Cocknockah 

New England Slang: Something that immediately commands your attention.
Say, Emmitt, thatt thaya dress ya dahtah's got on is a wicked cocknockah!
Cocknockah by Dumb Cracker December 12, 2008

cockalocka 

Usha's cockalocka is 12 inches long. eeeeyeeeeaaaa!
cockalocka by Myke December 11, 2004

cockalocka 

When a man blows a load up into the vaginal cavity so hard that it sticks to the back of the uterus, and doesn't get expoliated until menstration.
Amanda: Dude, i cockalocka'd in Mary's vagina on a scary mountain last night.
Courtney: She will be feeling that when its her time of the month.
Amanda: I hope so. shes a fucking skank

cockalockapus

When you lock back your foreskin inside a pusshole
Jimmy had to go to the hospital due to cockalockapus
cockalockapus by Jueputa September 9, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026