cock collector

1. A dude who goes to a bar/restaurant/venue and while his other friends toss in their lines trying to catch some trout (see vagina), he starts talking to guys and puts forth no effort in getting women back to the house.

2. A dude who runs around at night with a burglar mask and burlap sack stealing all the cocks (see penis) in the neighborhood to add to his collection he displays on his mantle.

What the hell, Ted, why you such a cock collector?

cock collector by B-Mac! May 24, 2007

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Cock connection

Two friends who banged the same guy

I realized I had a cock connection with my friend who had sex with the same tinder guy.

Cock connection by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017

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The Cock And Sock Connection

A condom which consists of the use of a sock which is put over the mans penis ( the sock is usualy white and thick) only to be held on to the penis by a elastic band which can be doubled arround to add protection ( this can cause your helmet to become purple)

A condom made of a sok and an elastic band.

David: Hey fat man i aint got no blobs,
Random guy: so what the fuck you telling me for jus make The Cock And Sock Connection
David: Offcourse fuck me

The Cock And Sock Connection by Louis Gray November 12, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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