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Cock Stormcock 

A term used in naming Ulfric Stormcloak's penis.,and is the cause of many female(or homosexual) Skyrimmers joining the Stormcocks-I mean,Stormcloaks.
I believe it originated in the Skyrim kink meme,brought up by anon.
(all examples are used courtesy of Skyrim kink meme)
'Ulfric's cock has its own surname-Cock Stormcock.'
'Make it quick;Ulfric's cock is very busy.'
'The Thalmor consider Ulfric’s cock an asset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.'
'Ulfric's cock is so glorious that whenever he comes his cock shouts FUS RO DAH!'
Cock Stormcock by Anita Sidomn April 11, 2012
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cockstorm 

Unreal situation where cocks are rainin' from the sky like a huge tempest of cocks.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's rainin' coks
cockstorm by Ga' November 21, 2003

cockstorming 

Cockstorming is a group creativity technique designed to generate a large number of bullshits for the solution of a problem.
cockstorming, a brain session to solve one's flatulency
When someone cockblocks you so hard it's almost as if they have taken your cock and stomped on it with cleats.
-He actually cockblocked me three times over the course of the weekend.

-Dang. That sounds more like a cockstomp to me.
cockstomp by Nordic Semen December 1, 2009

Cockstomping 

v. The most extreme form of cock block.
Bro, Cesar was cockstomping all over Adam last night... with Nikki's shoes. It was heinous.
Cockstomping by azola July 25, 2010

cockstorm 

a situation that is so gay that it can only be surpassed in which it were to rain cocks
carl is a cockstorm.
cockstorm by steveo999269 September 15, 2007

cockstorm 

A brainstorming session in which the members of the think tank use genitalia to develop their ideas instead of standard organizing methods.
We were up all night cockstorming for our project.
cockstorm by joeoj October 30, 2007