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Piss Cock 

The penis, either hard or soft, that must be emptied immediately when experiencing a full bladder sensation.
"Let me out of the car right now, I have to empty out my piss cock."
Piss Cock by Uncle Puppy April 4, 2009

Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury 

a dick thats so fury and pissing in your pants
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Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury 

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Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury 

Explitive. Cus. like damh, dang, bolloks
After stubbing his toe Jonney shouted "Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury"!

shit piss cock fart 

“shit piss cock fart
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”

I Can Only Piss with the Cock I've Got 

Used by someone when another person isn't satisfied with something they do, not due to a lack of effort but because they had limited resources to do something with.
Barry is doing a house extension with limited tools/workforce. His boss arrives

Boss: "Jesus Barry how long is this going to take you? What am I paying you for?!"

Barry: "Come on boss, I can only piss with the cock I've got..."