When out of other insults to use, this isult should be used in EPIC word battles ONLY! This is the greatest insult to ever be uddered from the mouth of man. Use it cautiously!
Word Battle Opponent: Man youre so fucking gay that you like cocks!
You: Oh yeah? Well... YOU'RE A COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!
Word Battle Opponent: Wow... you win.
You: Oh yeah? Well... YOU'RE A COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!
Word Battle Opponent: Wow... you win.
by Tmarr August 28, 2006
defined literally as it is said, a cock juggling thunder cunt is a huge whore. it is used mainly to disrespect some one.
by mr verrelli June 20, 2006
1. A bitch who juggles cock and balls in her mouth and has her pussy being electrecuted by a large television.
2. Extremely offensive phrase that is appropriate to use if a women is suckin your cak and bites it.
3. Use to ex-girlfriend or ex-wife
2. Extremely offensive phrase that is appropriate to use if a women is suckin your cak and bites it.
3. Use to ex-girlfriend or ex-wife
by George Cocksucker January 4, 2007
A word to describe someone who is an excessive slut and absolutely horrible person- "Cock juggling" implying that he/she is a whore and "thunder cunt" implying the he/she is worse than just a regular cunt.
That fucking bitch is a cock juggling thunder cunt!!!
by Marjorie Johnson January 1, 2009
Cop:May i see your lisence?
Ped:Hell no!
Cop:why not?
Ped:Because your such a cock juggling thunder cunt!
Ped:Hell no!
Cop:why not?
Ped:Because your such a cock juggling thunder cunt!
by Nemo Da Pimp August 2, 2006
by awesomeCollegePark May 27, 2009
Noun: Someone who is having sex with several male partners constantly, consistently (cock-juggling), and loudly (thunder), sometimes doing so to make a point or to feel superior to others (cunt).
Person1: Man, that girl Tina keeps on tweeting about all those guys she's with.
Person2: I know right? She's such a, um, uh...
Person1: A cock-juggling thunder cunt?
Person2: *snaps* Exactly!
Person2: I know right? She's such a, um, uh...
Person1: A cock-juggling thunder cunt?
Person2: *snaps* Exactly!
by RandyRubix August 11, 2016