tip of the cock 

Something that is extremely fine or extraordinary. Exquisite.

That's one of the best meals I've ever eaten. Just, tip of the cocktail.

My wife picked out the nicest car on the lot. It was tip of the cock.

tip of the cock by theman35986 June 22, 2024

Cocktipalitis 

The inflamed and sore throat caused by a cock tip irritating the back of the throat.

My headgame is so fierce, I get cocktipalitis every time

B's cock is so long, i get cocktipalitis after every blow job I give.

Cocktipalitis by CobbleAthena August 21, 2013

Human Cocktipede 

A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.

"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."

"What the fuck."

Human Cocktipede by The Granite Guzzler May 31, 2021

Cocktipus 

Describing someone who you do not know the gender of. Can not decide if it is a male or female.

Did you see that cocktipus standing in line?

Cocktipus by Chezus October 16, 2011

cocktipuss 

the act of having eight individual penis's

"Did you go to the circus this weekend?"
"No"
"There were all these weird circus freaks though"
"I still didn't go"
"There was this one guy with eight dicks, they called him the cocktipuss"
"Fuck you man, that's seven to many"

cocktipuss by Snickersshitters February 5, 2010

Cocktipus 

A sexual creature that can pleasure 8 penises at one given time.

1 in the mouth, 1 in the butt, 1 in the vagina, 1 in each arm pit, 1 in the arches of the feet put together, and 1 firmly grasped in each hand.

Holy fuck look! It's a Cocktipus! I didn't know they existed.

Cocktipus by Rodney777 April 26, 2011

cocktipsy 

Just drunk enough to relax your penis when you are nervous because you are with a new chick.

I've got a blind date tonight so I'll have a couple drinks with dinner and get cocktipsy.

cocktipsy by eab_habib May 7, 2011