cock spanner 

A person that uses their genitals as a source of income!
The bread winner of the house (also a porn star) is known as a cock-spanner!

That Ron Jeremy (the famous pornstar) is a real Cock spanner!!

cock spanner by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

cock spanker 

tthe act of punsihing sum1 by spanking them with ur cock

mike southwood took a giant cock spanking from a black man, but he enjoyed it instead of crying, i guess he is used to it

cock spanker by jobodaho January 25, 2004

Cock spinner 

A very annoying person mainly midgets 😂

Will u cock spinner go away

Cock spinner by Long Wong gurl June 2, 2019

cockspanner

Similar to a cockknocker. An idiot etc.

That's my pint you dull cockspanner

cockspanner by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010

cockscanner

noun; a person (male or female) who stares at men's genital areas to determine penis size. generally used as a put down
usually applied to homosexual men

that dude at the bar is a total cockscanner

cockscanner by porkrind February 6, 2008

cockspander 

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

cockspander by madlane September 9, 2016