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1.
An extremely dim-witted or outwardly asinine person.
Dude, that clown is a total cock spank!
by Callum Mako April 10, 2004
 
2.
a name given to someone who acts like a complete tool
Walking up to a teacher and telling them you are a tool, ultimately makes you a cockspank
by fred August 05, 2003
 
3.
to slap or spank someone with your penis across the face.
Last night, Scott Cock spanked me!
by CoCoa March 16, 2005
 
4.
the word cockspank means that you whip out your cock and walk up to a somebody and hit them with your penis
i cockspanked that gangster and pulled out his and said it was smaller
by <AnDy> <3E> <HaJeK> November 24, 2004
 
5.
You are a cockspank Warren
Warren is a cockspank
by Vechislav March 13, 2003
 
6.
an extremely gay person
Mikey B is such a cock spank
by DOM THE MAN July 24, 2006