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Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt 

The daddy of all putdowns, a king amongst curses, the Zeus of insults, THE insult favoured by Chuck Norris.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.
Shut up you dickhead, you can't do that.' 'Yes, I can, you cock smoking thunder cunt.' 'Okay, I'm terribly sorry, you can. Please, take my mother
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Cock smoking mullet 

A person or persons who choose not to be affiliated the Facebook group known as Pipe Dreamz
Jacob thought the group was lame and chose to leave the group like a cock smoking mullet.

cock-smoking sausage jockey 

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.
Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!

cock-smoking shit-dick 

An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.
Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!

cock smoking thunder douche 

dirty skank hoe that smokes piece as if it were thier job and lacks propper identification to reside in the USA
how do you describe the rican who lives in rm 2007 usna?

o, he's a cock smoking thunder douche

Second Hand Cock Smoking 

Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.
So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.

Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair 

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.
Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!