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Saw Cock 

Defining an event or action as a "Saw Cock" implies that said event or action is distinctly unpleasant, much like being brutally ass-raped by a large cock which has a saw structure on the lower portion.
Nick: Are you ready for this Macro final?
Mitch: Hell no, it's going to be a saw cock!
Saw Cock by EconPhD December 16, 2010
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Sawn Off Shot Cock 

A guy with a really small dick, where it looks like it’s been dawn in half, therefore more powerful when firing sperm, as if from a sawn off shotgun.
Jane: Hey, that’s a bit small, does it even work?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”
Using the shaft of the penis to stimulate the clitorisand labia at the same time. In missionary facilitated by griping behind the knees and rotating the womans pelivis upwards. Can be done in doggy position via reach around.
Once I put the Cocksaw on her she greased right up.
Cocksaw by EVIL TURTLE GOD December 18, 2009
Rubbing your cock on top of the asshole.
I cocksawed before aggressively fucking your sister!
Cocksaw by IHateYou456 July 17, 2019
The act of 2 girls in a room full of guys, the girls jerk off all of the guys at the same time, as all the men scream out in pleasure resulting in a cocksaw.
Dude, did you hear about Candy and Melissa in that cocksaw on saturday? that shit was slap
cocksaw by D & H January 10, 2008
The Act of melting or squashing something using men stacked belly to back, face down in speedo's, while other men use the stacked men's arms and legs as the ends of a saw by pulling them back and forth in a sawing motion, resulting in a cocksaw.
Jack hid the key's to the guy's cars in a block of ice, telling them the only way to get it is to perfom the dreaded cocksaw.
cocksaw by D & H January 10, 2008
A particularly vindictive woman bent on humiliation.
Cover your wedding tackle, boys. Here comes a cocksaw!
Cocksaw by 3hourtour June 20, 2024