cock rocker 

A soloist who holds the guitar in an upright position and plays an outrageously fast solo by tapping the fret board, as if he was stroking his upright penis. Hence the term "cock rocker."

Usually found in an '80s hair metal band.

Man, that guy was totally soloing like a cock rocker!!!

cock rocker by nisha noire May 22, 2010

cock rocker 

kok- rok- er- referes to someone who "rocks out with thier cock out"

dude, look at that stupid migga, hes headbanging with his cock hangin!

cock rocker by valor plunger June 30, 2004

cock rocker 

A groupie

Dude, your band generates a lot of cock rockers.

cock rocker by Drusilla August 10, 2003

cockrocker 3000 

Harry Potter's first "broom"

Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."

cockrocker 3000 by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

cocknockery 

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005

cockjockery 

Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.

Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.

The cockjockery routinely indulged in by that prissy little bitch is beyond belief.

cockjockery by bone July 20, 2004

cockrocker 

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.

Shut up cockrocker

cockrocker by spencer February 1, 2003