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cock munch 

cock munch by christopher September 18, 2003

Cock Munch 

Cock Munch (n); Someone in which your disposition is spiteful.

Cock Munch (v); The act of performing oral sex on a man.

cock muncher 

a male who often feasts on the peni of other males.
A female with similar dining habits is simply a woman
cock muncher by the_guy January 14, 2005

Cock Muncher 

A "Cock Muncher" or "Cock Eater" Is a description of a man who generally eats other men's genitals, or at least seems like he eats other men's genitals. You can call some one a "Cock Muncher" when they are being an absolute cunt to you or refusing simple requests.
Luke: "Hey Adam, Can you pass me that water bottle?"
Adam: "no i can't be arsed"
Luke: " You absolute dick-sucking, no bitches looking ass, fat, meady, short, blonde, shit haired, lonely cock muncher!"
Cock Muncher by RasclutUNO April 7, 2022

cock munchkin 

A short person whos head is at the perfect height for blowin.
She didnt have to get on her knees because shes a cock munchkin!
cock munchkin by Peetry October 25, 2006

Cock Munching Donkey Fucker 

Plain and Simple, A Cock munching Donkey Fucker.
It's an Insult to yell, or scream, at someone when you want to make ends meet. this will shut the other person up and you will have piece and quiet.
"Shut your face you Cock Munching Donkey Fucker!"