cock lunch 

one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.

Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it

Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.

cock lunch by MORG101 BIKINI DANCER April 20, 2009

Cock lunch 

An insult referring to someone performing fellatio on another individual, often times used as "suck a dick".

"Oh, you think you're pretty funny? Why don't you go have your cock lunch, and I'll deal with you later."

Cock lunch by -Wig. October 14, 2007

cock lunch 

A great insult mentioned by producers of the American Pie movies.

Go eat a cock lunch you fag.

cock lunch by Jimmy Jackson June 11, 2005

Lunch Cock

Means a hot dog

Bro, I'm really craving a juicy lunch cock.

Lunch Cock by lockenload23 June 5, 2016

cockpunch

a punch to someones groin area

Bill drank Tom's last beer, so Tom gave him a cockpunch

cockpunch by richard taylor April 25, 2003

cockmunch 

For one to be a rampant homosexual

Sam, you cockmunch

cockmunch by Lewis March 17, 2003

Cockpunch

Not just a word, but a way of life.

Dude I'm totally going to cockpunch that guido in the Ed Hardy ensemble.

Cockpunch by JReid July 26, 2009