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clobber-cock knockers 

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.
I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.
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Cock knocker 

An annoying person or jerky bastard, usually a man.
Joe is a real cock knocker. He stole my idea.
Cock knocker by Mrs. Unger April 27, 2016

cock knocker 

Mild insult, popularized by Kevin Smith movies.
cock knocker by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Cock Knocker 

N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.
Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.
Cock Knocker by Alex December 5, 2003

Cock-knockery

A series of unjustified events committed by one or more people caused to irritate surrounding individuals. Also known as douchebaggery or faggotry.
Man, Peter and Chris are committing some serious cock-knockery together.

cock-knocker 

one who llikes to go cock-knockin' ie, a male who prefers cock to pussy
or, in jest, a way of calling your friend an asshole
that guy's a total cock-knocker

man, you cock-knocker! where'd you score THAT? that shit is PROPERTY, man!
cock-knocker by celestia April 10, 2006

Cock knocker 

A dude who don't much like females. But preffers knocking his cock or balls against another dudes asshole. When he's shafting him
"sunny's a right fucking cock knocker. I don't think he'd know what to do, even if pussy was offered to him on a plate"
Cock knocker by Rajobajo April 12, 2016