Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet 

When you don't eat because you are too busy playing Spartacus: Blood, Sand , and Cock.

Me: I must be on the Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet.
Friend: Man, what happened?
Me: I forgot to eat today, there was a Spartacus marathon and I was too busy playing Blood, Sand, and Cock.

Blood, Sand, and Cock Diet by spartacock January 23, 2011

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Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.

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I've seen Jack in locker room, he is a toal diet cock despite how he brags about his girth... B.S.

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a typo my friend made when she was trying to say "diet coke"

"Do you like Diet Cock?" -Arin

Diet Cock by Kairoen June 10, 2018

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1. (informal.) diet coke
2. an unnaturally small penis, usually found only on midgets.

1. hey DaNaGe gemme a diet cockage (see -age, gemme)
2. wow that guy has a diet cock ! (ill remember that next time im trying to lose weight.)

diet cock by gen October 6, 2003

Diet Cock

Refraining from having sex but still using play toy(s) in the form of the male organ for pleasure.

Friend: "Are you having him tonight?"
You: "No. I'll have a diet cock instead."

Diet Cock by Go Gurt April 29, 2011

Diet Cock Energy

Diet cock energy means that you give off the vibe of having a small penis

Yo man, your brother gives off diet cock energy big time.

Diet Cock Energy by Yourmomsbrotherscat October 18, 2022