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cryinass man cock 

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.
Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.
cryinass man cock by messy bun November 19, 2017

Crystal Cock 

Your cock gets rock solid on methamphetamine.
"Shit, I got crystal cock off crank"

Cryo-Cock 

The fear that wake you wake up from a long period of celibacy or stasis your dick won't work
"Hell man it'd been so long I was worried I might have Cryo-Cock"
Cryo-Cock by BACKDRA4T November 28, 2012

Crystal Cock 

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."

Crying Cock

A temporary, harmless aching or pain in the testicles caused by prolonged sexual arousal with out ejaculation
“I have a Crying Cock right now, at least send a titty pic.”
Crying Cock by Wordmasterbater February 16, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026