cock coach 

A woman usually an older and more experenced woman who has sex with a man and teaches him how cto use his cock better in sex.

John's got a cock coach.

cock coach by Deep blue 2012 October 2, 2009

cock couch 

A couch used to lure up expecting co-eds into sex.

Kouki got torn up on the cock couch!

cock couch by Hrrothgarr August 2, 2014

Couch cock 

Couch cock mysteriously happens when you wake up too early in the morning, crawl out of bed and fall back asleep on the couch before morning wood can take effect. Then later waking up on the couch with a full-blown hard on stuck between the couch cushions

Tina I don't know what to do about Barry . He said he couldn't sleep last night and he got up and went downstairs for a drink and fell asleep on the couch and I woke him up this morning to find his walrus tusk stuck between the couch cushions again... I don't know how much longer the cat and I can deal with his damn couch cock. It's making a mess out of the upholstery...

Couch cock by Fluffy chub January 19, 2017

couch cock 

Couch cock is where your cock and balls are in the reverse order, your balls resting on top of your cock. Couch cock is usually the result of sitting on the couch too much.

Dude I heard Janice has couch cock.

Man he should just kill himself now.

couch cock by bluedawg313 April 22, 2008

Couch Cock 

"Couch Cock" is slang for lazy dick during intercourse.

"yo,I was too high to fuck Judy,but i gave her some Couch Cock."

Couch Cock by TerryWanEye August 31, 2019

DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH 

This is how Daniel OCAMPO explains his emotions towards a certain subject it could be anything honestly it could be about the weather great best friends or anything of that sort the man will say it

“ have you heard of Daniel“
You got me dead dead as a cockroach

DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH by Queenzaniyah November 13, 2020

cockroach 

Vile little crawling, flying, swimming bastards who have come from Satan

I fuckin HATE roaches

cockroach by nbc August 19, 2004