cock cougher

An individual who has become so lame that they are prone to spontaneous fits of cock regurgitation. The length (Cl), quantity (Cq), and girth of the cocks (Cg), in addition to regurgitation frequency (Rf) is mathematically correlative to the degree of lameness represented by said cock cougher.

CF = Cq * ((Cl * Cg) + Rf) where CF represents the overall cock factor.
Lamness then is a simple correlation: LAME = CF^2

Mike: I think I'm going to pass on snowboarding this weekend
Everyone Everywhere: What a cock cougher!

Mush: That cock cougher snaked me in the park.
Thad: I deduce that he cougheth the cock.

cock cougher by mod_critical December 16, 2007

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cock cough

After performing oral pleasure to a man it is the act of caughing from semin resadue still in the females throat.

Goodlord have mercy she had cock cough so bad she needed cough syrip.

cock cough by reindeergriffin March 15, 2014

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Cock Meat Cough Drop

To pour cough syrup on one's penis, and insert it into a sick person throat.

My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.

Cock Meat Cough Drop by Ballsagna April 1, 2015

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Cockcaught

The act of getting a handjob or a blow job and getting caught by a parental unit, most commonly your mum.

Girl: Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed!

Guy: You?! I was just fucking cockcaught by my mum!!!

Cockcaught by Tommy.Ire March 24, 2009

Cocknaught

A man who has the abscence of balls or just a simple Fuckhead

Dude,you are an absolute Cocknaught!

Cocknaught by damnhotchilli January 22, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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