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cock or bollock 

It's a fun game played among chums whereby upon your turn you open your zipper and pullforth either skin from the scrotum or from the penis and all your chums must guess whether it be 'Cock or Bollock'
Hi family, would you like to play Cock or Bollock
cock or bollock by Golden gypsy February 6, 2015

cock and bullocks 

Fancy way to say cock and balls. Youtuber GradeAUnderA prefers to use this term in place of the former.
"That old man is exposing his bloody cock and bullocks,' Grade shouted.

cockbollocks 

merge between 2 common swear words to give added impact
"Ah cockbollocks, I've locked me fuckin' keys in the car!"
cockbollocks by Jonathan Foley August 11, 2004

cockbollocks 

Ahhhh he was actin like a cunt so I drop kicked him right up the cockbollocks
cockbollocks by stainesmassive April 5, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026