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poor man's cock 

An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), when in reality it is a piece of crap that has been given a tastless and offensive chav transformation using cheapo motor store and eBay 99p 'stick on' shite. Expect to see big bore exhausts or chrome 5" wide add-on stuck over the exisiting tailpipe (and lots of blue smoke), home made whale tail spoilers, spray can paintjobs, blue LED washer jets, neons, chrome hubcaps that are supposed to look like alloys, lexus style or blacked out rear lights, shite music played too loud and cap adorned, blingtastic chav driver wearing burberry or bench clothing from TK Maxx.
"Oh my god, look at that twat driving in his poor man's cock." or "Jesus, that car is a piece of shit, a real poor man's cock."
poor man's cock by Goops The Jetman September 10, 2008
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black man's cock 

The infamous black ma's cock. feared by the many, and treasured by the few, the black man's cock is the greatest urban legend to date. Its primary role of reproduction is often superseded by its secondary roles,most notable, its use an implement for rendering bank security guards unconscious by a swift blow to the head, when the filthy nignog + accomplices decide to rob the establishment. it's other uses include neck warming, tea stirring, and bearbaiting
Jesus. that steak was bigger than a black man's cock
black man's cock by cowdungcustard January 4, 2009
A sex driven maniac who seeks out countless promiscious engagements with literally any women. The one only criteria is that she have a vagina.
A Cocks Man took down ten women over the the last week. Only one most people would find attractive. He took pleasure in each but found it more enjoyable watching his head count grow.
Cocks Man by Super Gene George December 17, 2008

master cocksman

Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.

Behold! The master cocksman graces us with his presence.
master cocksman by estimablesir January 11, 2009
A man well schooled and/or trained in the art of sexual stimulation using his penis.
Gloria lusted after James, for she knew that he was an expert cocksman.
cocksman by Roscoe Turner November 4, 2003

Cocksmanship 

The degree of which you've mastered pleasing others with your cock.
Mike never failed to please his girl because he was skilled in cocksmanship
Cocksmanship by Evillé July 20, 2016

cocksmanship 

A way of describing the ability of a man to pick up a woman for sex or his skills in making her reach orgasm.
1. When Darrin talks to a girl all night at the bar and doesn't get her to go home with him, it is very bad cocksmanship.

2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.