cock's stride 

A very short distance

"How far is it to the pub?"
"It's only a cock's stride away"

cock's stride by Nirst January 12, 2008

Cock's worth 

A unit of measurement equivalent to roughly six inches. Used to make the process of measurement in inches and feet far easier and understandable to the average man. A cock can be divided into fractions in order to help the process.

Did you see six inches of snow fell the other night?
Yes, I believe you mean a cock's worth of snow.

I need a three foot work surface for the kitchen.
Indeed we have one that is exactly 36 cock's worth.

I'm 6'2" or 12 and a third penises.

Cock's worth by acheesemongerer December 3, 2010

Cock's Ass 

Chicken's Anus

Shove that vibrator up the cock's ass

Cock's Ass by rondalkb10 October 29, 2023

Cock sucker's cramp 

Typically a mouth breather. When the person goes about their day with their mouth slightly open and never fully closed.

Tommy has cock sucker's cramp. He walks around and does his shit with his mouth half open all the time. Probably from sucking so many cocks all the time.

Cock sucker's cramp by CMBC June 25, 2009

Sam's Cock Sauce 

This is Sriracha sauce mixed with ranch dressing, approx. 40% Sriracha and 60% ranch. The most awesome sauce you can put on pizza and other foods.

"Hey can you pass me the Sam's Cock Sauce?"

Sam's Cock Sauce by GVLOPEZ March 23, 2011

Cold Cock's Law 

Cold Cock's Law is the law that whenever a phrase is vague yet simple enough while not having a well established definition, every single so-called comedian on Urban Dictionary will make up their own definition of it, all of which will be different.

There are like 90 definitions of "Cold Cock" on Urban Dictionary and literally every single one of them is different. That's Cold Cock's Law.

Cold Cock's Law by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.

@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead. by Hj7p-eg August 19, 2018