derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.
Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."
by Woodsmen May 25, 2009
1. A netherworld creature who, by his very nature eats penises.

2. A general insult implying promiscuity.
1. Where'd my dick go? A fucking cock gobblin must have gotten it in the night!

2. I'm gonna hook up with that bitch, she looks like a cock gobblin!
by John J. October 27, 2004
A cockgobblerin prime form. Usually characterized by insatiable appetite for dongs. May also refer to the act of cockgobbling.
Q"Whats your grilfriend gonna be for Halloween?"
A"A cockgobblin I hope"
by Shweetbox April 14, 2006
1) a person who likes to eat gobblin cock
samm is a huge cock gobblin and she also gives good numnumnum
by whitesizzle101 November 25, 2007

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