cock fight

A game where 2 fags scream enguard and proceed to smack each other with their cocks.

Billy whiped out his cock and smacked James across the face.

by Angry white guy. October 28, 2003

cock fight

When two gays guys dipute over who has the biggest and tastiest cock.

Man the fuckin cock fight was gay.. Well no shit genius.

by The clit commander April 10, 2003

cock fight

2 gay men

I was watching an underground cock fight, cops came, then they were screwed

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Cock fight

When two or more hormonal men face off.

Joe and Bill are having a regular cock fight over Suzy. -or- These office politics have turned into a real cock fight.

by Threve August 12, 2019

Cock Fight

The tension between two or more males when the amount of females is greatly outnumbered by the number of males at a party. Generally occurs when a few females are invited to a sausage fest, and all the guys begin to compete for their attention.

Person 1: Hey, was the party fun last night?
Person 2: Eh, it started out as a sausage fest then turned into a cock fight when Hailey and Deb showed up.

by half_dime June 21, 2011

Cock Fighting

When 2 male mammals slap each other with their wangs

This cock fighting wasn't even fair, you can't fight a 2 incher vs. A 9 incher.

by Doctor Skinnfloot December 10, 2014

Cock fight

The difficult fight a man faces against his cock when a boner is imminent.

Sarah: Your a good friend Joe. I feel so safe and unthreatened with you. (gives him a hug)

Joe thinking: Oh fuck, man. DON'T get a boner! DON'T a boner.

(Joe loses the cock fight; Joe gets a boner; Sarah tazes Joe; Joe says goodbye to plans of getting in Sarah's pants)

by rogerthewhale December 6, 2010