Cockitis 

n. Flu-like symptoms in which the throat is inflamed usually because of residue semen caught in the sarcophagus. The term finds roots from "cock" a vulgar term for penis and "itis" a suffix usually added to illnesses with symptoms of inflammation.

John: "where is Charlie today?"
David: "Sick at home, has a sore throat."
John: "Must be cockitis"

Cockitis by TheEmpoleon May 24, 2010

cockitis 

Urge for sex(usually women) wanting cock/penis.

"I got a serious case of Cockitis!" said Janet.
"I had that like a week ago, my boyfriend and me settled that fast," said Sally.

cockitis by Mike N. P. January 25, 2008

couchitis 

couch - itis
When you are lazy as fuck and spend your days on the couch, you suffer from couchitis.

No man, I'm not doing anything today. I´ve got a bad case of couchitis.
lazycouchpotatohungover

couchitis by Two Giraffes November 15, 2016

Cochita 

Cochita refers to "Cosita= Thingy" or "Cosa = Thing". In Mexican slang it is used when someone is being adorable.

Ko: You're such a cutie, Andy.
Andy: Awww, cochita. You're the cute one!!

Cochita by MexicanFlavour March 16, 2022

cochini 

Spanish/Italian word for police.

Polici! Cochini! Assassini!
(Police! Pigs! Murderers!)

cochini by annoyed anarchist May 5, 2004

cochita 

The plastic claw clips that girls use to put their hair up into a messy french twist. A plastic clip with two claws that inter lock to hold the hair.

Damn I broke one of the claws off of my cochita.

cochita by frog4lunch November 6, 2003

cochilin 

When one is caught chillin with a person outside of their own relationship

"don't you dare try to deny it! You were cochilin with her sister!"

cochilin by Firefighterfireeater March 6, 2016