cocaine poodle 

The best way to activate your Google Search voice commander.

"Cocaine Poodle."
"What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Google - "The Moon is 238,900 miles from the Earth."

cocaine poodle by ArianaGrandeEspresso November 10, 2014

poor man's cocaine 

Crushed up Ritalin that one snorts up their nose like cocaine.

Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.

poor man's cocaine by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Poor man's cocaine 

Poor man's cocaine is 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). It's usually stronger than cocaine. It forms 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate, Poor man's cocaethylene) when you drink 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) with ethanol (a few shots of vodka, a few beers, or drinking alcohol spiked fruit punch). Poor man's cocaine is also much safer on the heart as it's not cardiotoxic. Cocaine is cardiotoxic. Poor man's cocaine (4F-MPH) a great value. 4F-MPH can also be used as a study drug, while cocaine can not be used as a study drug.

Tony: I snorted 30mg of Poor man's cocaine and had spiked fruit punch and got high as fuck for 4 hours. Best stuff ever! Who needs cocaine anyways?

Poor man's cocaine by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023

poor man's cocaine 

Another name for methamphetamines. Also known as speed, crystal, meth, clear, white.

Person 1: Want some clear?

Person 2: Nah man, save the poor man's cocaine for yourself.

poor man's cocaine by fakyuba34 June 7, 2020

cocainepowerwank 

beating your self senseless after doing cocaine all night.

after doing this cocaine i'm going upstairs to have a cocainepowerwank over pictures of your mum......and dad!

cocainepowerwank by dax75 January 6, 2008