Squat Cobbler: (skwät ka-blēr)
The fetishized act of a man who sits in pie(s). Particular attention is given to the man's clothed/costumed buttocks and the specific "wiggling around" gyrations that are made once the man has sufficiently mounted the pastry.
Squat cobbling and it's variants are designed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media. Specialist squat cobblers, such as "crybaby squat cobblers", (a male who sits in pie while crying like a baby) are rare but in very high demand amongst pie sitting hobbyists.
(Squat cobbler videos will always feature a fully clothed or costumed man, who's pie sitting and wiggling of the buttocks will always be performed within all legal boundaries.)
AKA: "Hoboken Squat Cobbler", "Boston Cream Splat", "Full Moon Pie" and the oft requested "Dutch Apple Ass"
The fetishized act of a man who sits in pie(s). Particular attention is given to the man's clothed/costumed buttocks and the specific "wiggling around" gyrations that are made once the man has sufficiently mounted the pastry.
Squat cobbling and it's variants are designed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media. Specialist squat cobblers, such as "crybaby squat cobblers", (a male who sits in pie while crying like a baby) are rare but in very high demand amongst pie sitting hobbyists.
(Squat cobbler videos will always feature a fully clothed or costumed man, who's pie sitting and wiggling of the buttocks will always be performed within all legal boundaries.)
AKA: "Hoboken Squat Cobbler", "Boston Cream Splat", "Full Moon Pie" and the oft requested "Dutch Apple Ass"
I stopped going on fullcreamahead.org for watching squat cobbler vids dude... I found a guy who will do custom dutch-apple-ass squat cobbling movies and only accepts baseball cards as payment bro!
by Russell. D.Jimmz March 1, 2016
Who’s farting in here? The room smells like hot ass. Just me braaaaahhhh. I’m warming a cobbler. Should be ready from the oven shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018
Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"
Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"
Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"
( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"
Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"
( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
by CUNGALUNGA July 12, 2012
When receiving felatio from a partner. The giver will be squating in front of you. In the heat of the moment they defecate onto your shoe. Would stain and leave a brown mark. Resembling a Cobbler’s Buckle.
So after she finished. I looked down and she’d done a shit on my shoes! Had to spend the rest of the evening with a Cobbler’s Buckle on my brand new shoes!!
by Pezza 81 October 24, 2023
A squat cobbler is someone who squats over pies (like apple and rhubarb), and rubs their buttocks over the oven warmed dessert for sexual arousal.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.
Some specialists opt to cry and sob whilst performing this act.
I would like to partake in Squat Cobbling to get myself off tonight.
Or
Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.
He is a Squat Cobbler.
Or
Look over there, that man's squat cobbling.
He is a Squat Cobbler.
by Jimmy MacGill April 6, 2016
When two or more men forcefully penetrate as many holes as possible on a woman. Then proceed to eat a nice fruit cobbler off of her vaginal region.
by Blakob May 4, 2006
The most venomous type of snake in the universe. The potency in a single drop of the venom has the power to decimate Jupiter 5 times (or half of your mother). The only thing that can kill this creature is a wild boar on copious amounts of French cocaine, or an extremely buttery corndog.
by Buck Jay June 21, 2021