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Fresh coating 

When your gurl brushes her teeth with minty fresh toothpaste then proceeds to give a blowjob.
By Christian G.
I received a fresh coating yesterday and I still smell the good ol' crest today.
Fresh coating by Mintchris January 2, 2019
New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.
I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.
Catism by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008

Trench Coats 

1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.

2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.

3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.

4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).
Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.

Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.

Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!

Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.

Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.

Random Guy: Why, officer?

Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?

Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.

Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.

Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...
Trench Coats by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Men in white coats 

Mostly doctors, but also Security officers, and other employees working in a psychiatric hospital.
"If I act crazy every day, the men in white coats will take me away"
Men in white coats by P2C August 18, 2011

Sugar coating. 

When someone isn't honest with another person - to a point -
The person's real opion:
"I really dislike you, your VERY annoying, and I wish you would drop dead."

Sugar coated:
"I don't like you very much, your a little bit annoying, but I think your doing somthing with life."

Sugar coating.
Sugar coating. by Mikey Saur December 16, 2008