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A Large land based mammal often found stuffing his face in sewage pipes and other disgusting places.

Also likes to suck Gage's Cock
OH SHIT COATSEY IS COMING RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
by cryptic444 September 06, 2010
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A little animal, who has recently been living under a rock since being involved in a relationship. Many wonder wether he will make an appearance this bank holiday.
Where is that coatsey?
by Mitchlacey123 August 25, 2017
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