coagulated

coagulation is when......

you are coagulated leave me alone!!this is a word yes i know its number outside.

by Sniperco. June 11, 2003

coagulated

tyhe word that means stuff

you are coagualted leave me alone!!

by Sniperco. June 11, 2003

coagulation

The act of getting a notoriously big dick. Not for the faint of heart. Most commonly performed by ninjas and physicists.

If coagulation lasts longer than four hours, consult a physician immediately.

by NotoriousE.D. November 13, 2007

lacto coagulation

when the grated parmesan cheese gets all clogged up in the cheese dispenser at Pizza Hut

How old is this crap? Doesn't anyone clean these hole grates out? The lid has lacto coagulation and nothing is coming out no matter how hard I shake it!

by HEPchi July 1, 2009

coagulated cumquats

When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.

Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.

by Fuckthatnoise April 25, 2015

coagulated cunt spatter

The Most disgusting way to say period blood

"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

by TheFATman101294 February 29, 2012

get your feces coagulated

Simply, get your life in order!

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

by kenny-the-real-benny April 3, 2018