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North Canton 

A small town in Northeast Ohio where middle to upper middle class teens think that they are ghetto because they vape, smoke grass, sag, and wear their hoods up in class.
Gurpreet: yo, how is dem North Canton doggies doin
Jimbo: youre one of those wannabe hoodlums arent you
North Canton by Jimbob le Vestan October 16, 2018

Canton Wok 

A restaurant that sells orgasms in the form of food. Also known as General Tso's.
"Jamie lets go get some Canton Wok"
Canton Wok by Seth Sherman June 21, 2008

Canton, MI 

A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.
Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.

Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.
Canton, MI by Canton Michigan January 22, 2018

North Canton 

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.
Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
North Canton by Paul June 19, 2004
Living legend who played for Manchester United otherwise known as god
Ohh... Ah... Cantona!
Cantona by Anoymous February 16, 2004
Ruled the premiership between 1992-1996 with his brilliant play, touch, passing, finishing etc.
Scored the winning goal in the 1996 fa cup final.
pfa player of the year in 1994
Footballer of the year in 1996

Watch the 95/96 season and you will be amazed by his brilliance
cantona by Anonymous September 25, 2003