clayton kershaw 

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.

I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!

clayton kershaw by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012

adam clayton

One of the coolest characters ever to grace a stage. While not flashy or "quick", Adam is the most rock solid bass player this music fan has ever heard. God bless U2.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Adam Clayton!

adam clayton by PatsR September 2, 2008

Clayton Bigsby 

A blind person that hates his own race of people.

He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".

Some famous Clayton Bigsby quotes:
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"

Clayton Bigsby by Deathgrind > you September 23, 2007

Clayton 

Clayton's often don't realize how amazing they are on the inside and can bring out the best in others. They protect and charish their friends and family until the very end. Clayton's are unique and one of a kind so it's unlikely to find anyone else like him. Clayton's are great listeners but often have the reputation to be rude and make snarky remarks. Try to stay on a Clayton's good side because they often hold grudges and have trust issues and time is the only thing to make things right between him. If you find a Clayton hold on tight and don't let go.

Clayton is full of surprises and always finds a way to make you smile.

Clayton by Anonymous.em July 14, 2018

Adam Clayton

The bassist of the Irish rock band U2

"I am one of those characters that has an addictive personality. And it's an emotional problem as much as it is a physical problem and I had to start dealing with that. And that's the hard road, figuring out the psychology of it. The avoiding substances of any kind is hard but, okay, it's not that hard. It's facing the devil inside you, that's the tricky bit." - said Adam

Adam Clayton by Shadow November 4, 2004

Dirty Clayton 

An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.

Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”

Dirty Clayton by Claystation81 April 1, 2020

Clayton High School 

Clayton High School is the only high school in the small town of Clayton, NC. The administration is full of incompetant losers and every now and then you may find a pedafile teacher who fornicates with students on the regular. Weekends consist of only: smoking weed, drinking, and doing exctacy.

Everybody who attends this school thinks they are either a rapper or in a gang. Sluts and whores are commonly seen wandering the halls, ecspecially in the FRESHMAN building. STDs infect the MAJORITY of students at Clayton High, therefore over 75% of blood from the blood drives is thrown away.

Amber: Hey sexy, What high school did you go to?
James: Clayton High School
Amber: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU STD INFESTED MAN WHORE!!! (runs away)
James: (thinks to self) I should have never bent over them freshmen sluts at Clayton High....

Clayton High School by GEO1432 April 16, 2010