clusterzit

When a bunch of zits appear in a small, focused group, in such a way that they appear to be one ginormous zit. Similar in appearance to a volcano or a small, very angry face.

Not to be confused with clusterfuck.

Stereotypical male 1: "DUDE, is that volcano on your face?"
Stereotypical male 2: "Nah, bro, it's a clusterzit."

clusterzit by Teddie Gizzard February 27, 2012

clusterius fornecatus 

When things become bottle-necked due to multiple fuck-ups. A severe clusterfuck

The 18-wheeler filled with nuke waste jackknifed on the Seymour Butts Highway, spilling radioactive waste into the sewage system, polluting a local pond and playground, and creating a serious clusterius fornecatus.

clusterius fornecatus by dick vendor November 22, 2011

clusterfutopia 

an idea, grounded in fantasy, prejudice, extremism, or a combination of all of the above, that prescribes a solution the author believes will result in some kind of utopian outcome, but the rest of the world realizes will result in a complete and total clusterfuck.

The Tennessee Legislature's attempts to roll back Health Care Reform reflected their commitment to clusterfutopian principles.

clusterfutopia by vibinc901 November 20, 2010

Clutterbitch 

A design principal that is best described as the opposite of minimalism. The term was coined by tumblr user wizardscience. The main aspects of this design style are about cramming as many random objects into a space as possible, while ensuring that they are still neatly arranged and visible (as opposed to piled up). It makes a room feel somewhat wild and overgrown, but very much alive and in use, as the excessive detailing creates a similar sensation to looking into a dense forest.

"God, I hate minimalism so much. I may be overcorrecting a little, but I'm going to decorate my room in clutterbitch style.

Clutterbitch by Hummus hummus March 30, 2020

clustercoitus 

polite or formal way to say clusterfuck

To get avoid offending his superiors, Dick used the term clustercoitus instead.

clustercoitus by mphi December 9, 2009

clustermite 

When all hell breaks loose instantaneously leaving you wondering what just happened.

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boom goes the clustermite

clustermite by A doc who keeps it real August 31, 2020

clusternuts 

A way to politely describe something that has gone horribly wrong. It's also when something has gone nuts AND is a clusterfuck.

me: Sorry mom. Some servers went clusternuts and I have to stay late at work

clusternuts by funky49 April 23, 2009