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clusterfluff 

when things are going horribly wrong, and you're surrounded by children or people you can't swear around, this is the clusterfluff!
when the third child pooed his pants, Amy realized that her job had quickly turned into a clusterfluff!
clusterfluff by W0rdSm1th123 April 15, 2011
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clusterfluff 

Something of little substance or consequence, intended primarily to generate controversy and to draw attention rather than to explain, solve, or improve an actual situation or problem. Used especially to refer to the creation of a seemingly difficult and complex problem or controversy where none in fact exists.
His blog post makes a non-issue needlessly complex, and now there are 362 comments. It's just another piece of clusterfluff to attract buzz.
clusterfluff by kangaruu July 15, 2011

clusterpuff 

An insult used supposedly by the Powerpuff Girls or against the Powerpuff Girls
"Your such a clusterpuff "said Chris
clusterpuff by Asian No: 69 December 30, 2014

clusterflunk

Failing multiple tests or courses back to back.
"Hey, how'd you do on your midterms?"
"Terrible, it was a total clusterflunk."
clusterflunk by mAcular Chaotic November 3, 2007

clusterfluffle

a SNAFU of sorts. a classy cross between the terms clusterfuck and kerfluffle.
My spouse and I were both adopted at birth. After searching for our birth parents for many years, we found ourselves in a clusterfluffle when we discovered that we had the same birth mother and were actually siblings.
clusterfluffle by speedymama May 22, 2010

clusterflux 

A situation that is in such a state of change and uncertainty, that it can not even be deemed a legitimate clusterfuck.
For three weeks, the 2000 presidential election was in a state of clusterflux.
clusterflux by politicalJunky1896 November 4, 2011

Cluster Fluff 

A polite version of Cluster Fuck
Since the cluster fluff of extending rail service to Waikanae, retimetabling for overcrowding and not introducing the Matangi trains on time, you all probably know by now that the Melling Line trains have been replaced by rail replacement buses, and are leaving from the dreaded platform 9 at Wellington Station.
Cluster Fluff by Dr Omega May 4, 2011
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