Clum

clitoral cum.

1. Clumato juice - it is not just for Mexicans anymore.
2. After I fingered her, it was ideal, because she clummed on my penis.
3. I took a birdbath to get the clum off.

by rhetttt May 15, 2016

clum bum

An abbreviated set of words to describe a clumsy bum.

Guy 1: Tiffany always stubs her toe on things when she walks around the house.
Guy 2: I know right, she's such a clum bum.

by redrobinyum562 July 30, 2017

clum baby

a term for male ejaculate

When it came to busting a nut, Peter had always been shamed by his inability to shoot a wad with any force behind it. No matter how hard he flogged his hog, his tiny little clum baby always ended up spattering the toes of his loafers.

by Janny January 13, 2006

Clum Baby

an extremely large pile of semen on the small of a womans back. at least 2 to 3 shot glasses worth of semen.

I left a clum baby on Jills back!

by Ryan LaFrance April 2, 2008

Clum

Cold, clotted, thickened semen or cum.

"Please, get off the bed Johnny. Your stomach hair is covered in clum."

by Trickla Bickla March 2, 2021

Clum

When you’re a clown and you cum

“Oh fuck i’m gonna CLUM” - chuckles the clown

by chucklestheclummer August 6, 2022

Clum

The word used to describe when your best friend looks obese at a party

"CLUM!... Your lookin a bit fat mate."

by Arquebus August 22, 2023